Anyone else notice.

The amount a flashaholic spasms is directly propertionate to the amount of flashlights in the mail?

Oh, I don't know about that. I seem to have more spasms when I don't have something on order.

spasms, spasms, What spasms ....

Thought it was a Normal and Required reaction

Spasms? I call em mini christmas-gasms

If you are have orders for a company, are those or-gasms?