Chinglish to English Translation Needed

I recently bought a 85 watt ebay HID for something like 40 dollars. Naturally, I'm guessing this is a scam but I did it anyways. So I sent the seller a message asking when they expected the package to arrive and how long it would take for the tracking to update. This is their response.

"Recent 2 day, information should ability renewal, post office package amount big, network information, renewal slow-moving"

WTF does this mean?

My best guess is "It will update in 2 days and should automatically do it, due to the high volume of traffic going through the mail service the tracking updates slowly"

Just felt like sharing. :)

I think it’s BS regardless of the translation…

Well, yeah... No one can realistically sell a HID for 40 bucks. But I decided to go for it since he had been selling lights the whole year, not just then.

It means “Bye, bye! Love you long time!”

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Yep. I reckon your right.

:party: they say thanks for the :beer:

LMAO!

Any link to the item/seller?

I wouldn’t buy something if I thought it was a scam.

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Super-Bright-Black-85W-HID-Xenon-Torch-Flashlight-2x8700mAh-Battery-8500Lumen-/121042141276?pt=UK_SportsLeisure_Camping_LightsLanternsTorches&hash=item1c2eac805c

I'm on my phone now but it was sold by dehua445.

Wow, never got a response that bad…

Yeah, but that's about what I would expect from a scammer who will most likely only stick around a few more days.

I am quite fluent in chinglish and the simplified chinese translation is: 如果你不喜欢,你去磅重的大包米

Thanks for the laugh! I'm sure he doesn't really care though.

I was just kidding, but I do hope you get what you paid for. :slight_smile:

Thank you about inquiring on the status of your latest purchase from us. I’m unclear, after using Google translate on your email, what role you think my cat played in answering your question. Our shipping department informs me your light has been sent but they didn’t keep the tracking number. They seemed distracted by googling for something that would be inappropriate to mention. Our products are almost never delivered more than a few days after it’s too late to file a Paypal dispute. Please wait till then to inquire again. The shipping department gets angry if you bother them too much. You wouldn’t like them if you are angry and there’s a chance they still know where you live. Share and enjoy.

Means your coin will arrive soon!

I am a chinese. If you want me to translate anything, feel free to pm me.