Well this is it, I'm speechless
Why not just go for a cool million.
and this is what made me laugh :)
So if used for self-defense, it doesn't cause instant blindness. 
Of course it shouldn’t cause instant blindness when used for self-defense. Do you want the target to sue you?
How does the flashlight know it's for self-defense so that it decides not to cause instant blindness?
If I knew I would bug ToyKeeper to put such feature in Andruil. 
Tactical grip
They didn’t want to exaggerate.
Maybe they don't want to sound like an evil villain...
135 sold…some houses about to catch fire. Apparently it uses an XHP70 so it should have windows built in.
Do not look at laser with remaining eye.
Anyone calculated yet how many amps those two cells must be drawing? I guess that means the efficiency must be spiking again somewhere above 20 amps, after almost completely flattening out …
EDIT:
I just realised that someone accidentally created the world’s brightest flashlight by confusing cd with lm - and it’s a bargain!
