Please begin Sunday deliveries so that I can get cool flashlights and parts one more day a week.
Yours Truely, CFY7
What I expected,
Please stop drop kicking my boxes. I don’t want the hassle of claims and you don’t want more youtube videos of your fabulous employees.
Of course you can say that for all of the delivery services.
Dear USPS,
When my neighbor from across the street brings me a package from Fasttech that he found soaking wet in his lawn, you’re doing it wrong.
Thank you for your constant display of professionalism, CFY7
Dear UPS,
I know that the tracking number says the item was delivered to my house but my wife has photos on her camera phone from before and after the time of delivery of her playing with the kids at the exact door you said the package was left at. Can you please explain to me why you are now asking me to check with my neighbors to see if they received my package when you just assured me it was left at my side door?
Also why do you need to know the weight, shippers information and exact contents when I just gave you the tracking number? How would I know the exact contents when it was never delivered to me?
With Kind Regards, CFY7
Halo and Jubeldum sorry, you guys got me going.
I’m sure most of us could go all day with these. I better stop before my post woman sees this, she’s actually pretty good and very nice. I haven’t even mentioned the package in the lawn to her because I’m sure it was a total accident and it was just battery wrappers so they were fine.
Sheesh, you guys are lucky, I have to share my packages with my postman or he won't even deliver them. He knows I get really cool stuff all the time because he sees me out in the garage playing with the stuff. Jealous as hell.
Thankyou very much for finally delivering safely my portable garage from the manufacturers in Germany.
The very patient company in Germany only had to give you a total of five replacements at great expense to themself’s before you finally managed to get one to me without either losing it, damaging it beyond repair by driving over it, delivering it to another country that wasn’t the UK, or sending it to another address which wasn’t mine on the other side of the UK, who thought it was a customers order and air freighted it to America, as you refused to talk to then when they asked about it as they weren’t the sender WTF
and thank you for not communicating with me either and refusing to tell me anything because I was just the customer and not the sender
O and thanks for finally getting what I ordered to me, it only took you 5 months ffs
Cheers for that.
They do already. If you order a flashlight from Amazon. 
Parts I’m not so sure about.
Steve
If you order from Amazon, they have a Hybrid Delivery system that uses two delivery agencies. I have had USPS deliver several packages on Sundays. I thought my wife was joking. I had to roll back the security cameras and see it for myself. Sure enough. The normal Post Man dropping off Amazon packages on Sunday. Crazy part is that the package was some paper plates that I was in no hurry for.
Dear USPS. Thank you for the really hot looking woman who delivers my packages. If the garage door is partially open, she will slide them under the door for me. If not, she walks around and leaves them at the front door. If I am not home, she knows to sign for me, if the package is in good condition and not damaged, so I don't miss a package. She's really a very sweet person and she sure does look good, did I say that already? I couldn't ask for a better delivery person. You can't beat a petite southern beauty, with that great Texas drawl.
Oh and I get packages on Sundays all the time. Usually the ones that are transfers from UPS or FedEx, to USPS for final delivery. They just started doing that here, about 6 months ago.
USPS guy is very good too. He also slides packages under the garage door, but he isn't near as good looking.
OL! Mrs.Lumens isn’t gonna like this! lol :Sp
Additional thoughts: Pictures or it never happened! 
Old Lumens’ flashlight parts have arrived. :heart_eyes:
Now I understand why he mods all those lights!
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Someone should tell her its summertime! Stop dressing for winter!
Now that is funny. No wonder he always offers free shipping & free returns! lol
They do make some Sunday deliveries. It’s not uncommon for me to get a “could not deliver, will try later” notice in my email from them because there was nobody at the UPS Store where my PO Box is at on Sunday. Of course they knew that before they “attempted delivery”, yet they continue do it anyway ; they just hate the fact that I use their compettition instead of them. If you’re getting your packages reliably now don’t ask for more; both of their brain cells are maxxed-out already.
Phil
When I get flashlights from East Asia with tracking, at least half the time they come to California by way of New York or New Jersey. I guess that is what one expects with two governments involved.