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FORE!
Love to tee it up at least 3 times a year. Any more often and I start expecting improvement.
I tee off at 10:00 every Saturday morning .
My brother and I have played most Saturdays together for the last thirty years .
Leaving now ...
I came into work the other day with a black eye. My friend asked how I got it. I told him I got it golfing to which he asked me if I was hit by a golf ball. I said “No, I got hit with a 4 iron.”
I was on the seventh hole and sliced a ball over the fence into a field filled with cows. I was out there looking for my ball and there was a lady there looking for her ball too. I couldn’t find my ball and was about to give up when I noticed something white under a cow’s tail. I pulled back the tail and sure enough, there was a golf ball stuck right in the cow’s butt. I noticed it was a Spalding and I was hitting a MaxFly so I pulled the tail back and said, “Hey lady, does this look like yours?” She hit me in the eye with a 4 iron.
^^^^^ Bwhahahaa !
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The local driving range finally put the mats down yesterday, and fired up the moving target ball collector.
Kinda like pinball with a two handed handle. >)