I’m working on it! - but for now its April fools. }
No Fair,
It’s only 10:26 PM Pacific daylight saving time. So technically you’re partially early. But yah, I bit.
LOL
Heheh got me.
Gnnnnn you got me !
Got me. 
A question. 
To what extent does a thrower have to light up an object to say it can throw a certain distance?
Throw is always impressive but it needs to be a good powerful beam of light.
That would vary on preferences i guess. i believe for a distance measurement to qualify, the beam spot has to be at least strong enough to see & identify the object in the distance, ( and its outline) and be able to photograph the spot using camera settings not to high that its overexposed just to see it, but as close to what the human eye can see the object at night.
I fell for it. Well played.
You got me.
As the page was loading, my mind was racing trying to figure out how you did it. 
Doh!
Whats the date? I’ve been hooked!
But now you mention it, it wont be long at this rate of development before someone will have that very flashlight!
I imagined you were going to tell us you used a trebuchet or air cannon to reach 2 miles.
“Tonight on Headliner News. Man struck by airborne flashlight, police seek deranged Canuck flashaholic, Film at 11!”
lol* Win. 
Got me too. I was looking for beamshot pics to begin loading :–5
Phil