Flashlight enthusiasts PICK UP LINES!

LouieAtienza · 2019-03-14T03:19:12.000Z

Woman to well-endowed man - “Is that a BLF GT or are you just happy to see me?”
Woman to less-than-average man - “Is that a AAA Maglite or are you just happy to see me?”
Woman to aroused man - “Is that a zoomie in your pocket…?”

Maybe not as much pickup lines, but flashlight innuendo…

Do you like direct-drive?

These cells are not the only things that are high-drain…

Protected or unprotected?

Yeah, it was a tight host…

That button is hard to find in the dark…

mattadores · 2019-03-14T03:46:37.000Z

Baby, are you an integrating sphere? Because my flashlights ready for a lux measurement!

mattadores · 2019-03-14T03:50:52.000Z

Baby, you know how you like the lights off? Well why don’t we turn off the lights and play with my flashlight!

LouieAtienza · 2019-03-14T04:50:07.000Z

“You must be tired…”

“Why?”

“Because you ran so far in my mind, that when I measured your distance with my laser rangefinder, and got a lux reading on your white blouse, my candela number was through the roof!”

Muto · 2019-03-14T10:26:05.000Z

Why did you just smack me?

No, I didn’t say that ,
I said I like the Tints on that one!

junkyardbiker · 2019-03-14T11:10:44.000Z

You brighten my day!

pinkpanda3310 · 2019-03-14T11:24:25.000Z

Muto:

Why did you just smack me?

No, I didn’t say that ,
I said I like the Tints on that one!

hahaha I like this one :laughing:

Paul321 · 2019-03-14T11:53:16.000Z

“Hi, I’m Elmer Fudd, millionaire I own a mansion and a ~~yacht~~ flashlight”

wle · 2019-03-14T13:39:44.000Z

“Nice headlights, are those your high beams?”

Henk4U2 · 2019-03-14T13:43:43.000Z

“What’s the color of your auxiliary LED”s?”

mattadores · 2019-03-14T15:36:46.000Z

I know you’re disappointed that you only got 30 seconds of runtime…
But honestly, what do you expect running on turbo?

lampliter · 2019-03-14T17:06:59.000Z

This works; clip a small 90 degree light in your shirt pocket (lit).
Wear a black baseball cap with the letters MIHYFI on it.
The light attracts attention; the letters arouse curiosity; they will ask 2 questions:
What’s the light for and what does MIHYFI mean?
You answer; to light up your life and may I help you find it.

Henk4U2 · 2019-03-14T17:10:24.000Z

I like button-tops, especially in a 2P1S configuration.
Possibly unprotected, but only if very well matched.

MascaratumB · 2019-03-14T17:19:05.000Z

“Enlighten me: do you prefer it throwy or floody?”

Serlite · 2019-03-14T17:21:12.000Z

Girl, you’re hotter than this short-circuited Samsung 30Q ce- ow OW OW!

LouieAtienza · 2019-03-16T05:01:35.000Z

“It’s a Muyshondt!”

klrman · 2019-03-16T05:13:39.000Z

"I'm into flashlights and UFO's"........ that line will end any hopes right from the get go.

pinkpanda3310 · 2019-03-16T08:51:24.000Z

Her: have you got a light?..…honey, that’s not gonna light my cigarette

Him: wanna bet?

Geuzzz · 2019-03-16T09:29:03.000Z

Let’s face it guys. We are (hopefully secretly) mayor nerds and we won’t pick up girls with talk about flashlights

pinkpanda3310 · 2019-03-16T09:56:44.000Z

My wife is from another country, another custom, so she accepts that I’m just a dawky white guy