Flashlight enthusiasts PICK UP LINES!

mattadores · 2019-03-14T03:50:52.000Z

Baby, you know how you like the lights off? Well why don’t we turn off the lights and play with my flashlight!

LouieAtienza · 2019-03-14T04:50:07.000Z

“You must be tired…”

“Why?”

“Because you ran so far in my mind, that when I measured your distance with my laser rangefinder, and got a lux reading on your white blouse, my candela number was through the roof!”

Muto · 2019-03-14T10:26:05.000Z

Why did you just smack me?

No, I didn’t say that ,
I said I like the Tints on that one!

junkyardbiker · 2019-03-14T11:10:44.000Z

You brighten my day!

pinkpanda3310 · 2019-03-14T11:24:25.000Z

Muto:

Why did you just smack me?

No, I didn’t say that ,
I said I like the Tints on that one!

hahaha I like this one :laughing:

Paul321 · 2019-03-14T11:53:16.000Z

“Hi, I’m Elmer Fudd, millionaire I own a mansion and a ~~yacht~~ flashlight”

wle · 2019-03-14T13:39:44.000Z

“Nice headlights, are those your high beams?”

Henk4U2 · 2019-03-14T13:43:43.000Z

“What’s the color of your auxiliary LED”s?”

mattadores · 2019-03-14T15:36:46.000Z

I know you’re disappointed that you only got 30 seconds of runtime…
But honestly, what do you expect running on turbo?

lampliter · 2019-03-14T17:06:59.000Z

This works; clip a small 90 degree light in your shirt pocket (lit).
Wear a black baseball cap with the letters MIHYFI on it.
The light attracts attention; the letters arouse curiosity; they will ask 2 questions:
What’s the light for and what does MIHYFI mean?
You answer; to light up your life and may I help you find it.

Henk4U2 · 2019-03-14T17:10:24.000Z

I like button-tops, especially in a 2P1S configuration.
Possibly unprotected, but only if very well matched.

MascaratumB · 2019-03-14T17:19:05.000Z

“Enlighten me: do you prefer it throwy or floody?”

Serlite · 2019-03-14T17:21:12.000Z

Girl, you’re hotter than this short-circuited Samsung 30Q ce- ow OW OW!

LouieAtienza · 2019-03-16T05:01:35.000Z

“It’s a Muyshondt!”

klrman · 2019-03-16T05:13:39.000Z

"I'm into flashlights and UFO's"........ that line will end any hopes right from the get go.

pinkpanda3310 · 2019-03-16T08:51:24.000Z

Her: have you got a light?..…honey, that’s not gonna light my cigarette

Him: wanna bet?

Geuzzz · 2019-03-16T09:29:03.000Z

Let’s face it guys. We are (hopefully secretly) mayor nerds and we won’t pick up girls with talk about flashlights

pinkpanda3310 · 2019-03-16T09:56:44.000Z

My wife is from another country, another custom, so she accepts that I’m just a dawky white guy

LouieAtienza · 2019-03-16T21:34:05.000Z

Geuzzz:

Let’s face it guys. We are (hopefully secretly) mayor nerds and we won’t pick up girls with talk about flashlights :person_facepalming:

Well, if you use a pocket protector to clip your EDC to your shirt pocket, then, yes, you might as well write NERD on your forehead as well! :person_facepalming:

What we need is a “hero” situation. Example: Hot girl at bar loses the backing for her earring. Every guy is searching like a pack of dogs on a 3-legged cat to find this backing. YOU have your 3600lm 3-XPL-HI pocket torch, that you conveniently switch to Turbo II just as you pick the backing off the shag rug by the lounge. You may just get lucky as she asks you if you can help her put it back on, while every other guy looks at each other, wondering why they don’t have that flashlight. Now you’re a hero to both your new girl, and all the guys at the bar, you STUD!

Then you wake up from your dream….

mattadores · 2019-03-19T19:02:31.000Z

Geuzzz:

Let’s face it guys. We are (hopefully secretly) mayor nerds and we won’t pick up girls with talk about flashlights :person_facepalming:

lol not with that attitude you won’t!

Walking home from the bar you notice a girl getting hustled by some guys. You immediately strobe them with your 5000lm flashlight, grab her arm and run away with her. She calls you her hero and thanks you for being so clever and a good protector

…then you wake up and think DAMN that was a sweet dream!