Flashlight enthusiasts PICK UP LINES!

mattadores · 2019-03-14T02:38:05.000Z

LouieAtienza:

LOLOL can you imagine going up to a girl at a bar and saying, “I’m a flashlight enthusiast!”

That comment got me thinking! What are the best flashlight enthusiasts pick up lines YOU can come up with? Lol i really hope there’s not any you’ve actually heard!

What first came to me:

Baby, are you on fire? Because you got me hotter than an Emisar D4!

If you play your cards right, I may just take you out under the stars and show you TURBO MODE!

Baby your eyes are so beautiful, they’d still vividly shine even under less than 70 CRI light!

AlexGT · 2019-03-14T02:39:41.000Z

Is that a flashlight in your pocket or you’re just happy to see me?

mattadores · 2019-03-14T03:01:03.000Z

Baby, you light up this room better than a ceiling bounced MS18!

pinkpanda3310 · 2019-03-14T03:10:20.000Z

I’m a flashaholic. No no! I mean torches!

Spartan · 2019-03-14T03:14:12.000Z

My eyes are up here! Stop looking at the Q8 in my pocket.

LouieAtienza · 2019-03-14T03:19:12.000Z

Woman to well-endowed man - “Is that a BLF GT or are you just happy to see me?”
Woman to less-than-average man - “Is that a AAA Maglite or are you just happy to see me?”
Woman to aroused man - “Is that a zoomie in your pocket…?”

Maybe not as much pickup lines, but flashlight innuendo…

Do you like direct-drive?

These cells are not the only things that are high-drain…

Protected or unprotected?

Yeah, it was a tight host…

That button is hard to find in the dark…

mattadores · 2019-03-14T03:46:37.000Z

Baby, are you an integrating sphere? Because my flashlights ready for a lux measurement!

mattadores · 2019-03-14T03:50:52.000Z

Baby, you know how you like the lights off? Well why don’t we turn off the lights and play with my flashlight!

LouieAtienza · 2019-03-14T04:50:07.000Z

“You must be tired…”

“Why?”

“Because you ran so far in my mind, that when I measured your distance with my laser rangefinder, and got a lux reading on your white blouse, my candela number was through the roof!”

Muto · 2019-03-14T10:26:05.000Z

Why did you just smack me?

No, I didn’t say that ,
I said I like the Tints on that one!

junkyardbiker · 2019-03-14T11:10:44.000Z

You brighten my day!

pinkpanda3310 · 2019-03-14T11:24:25.000Z

Muto:

Why did you just smack me?

No, I didn’t say that ,
I said I like the Tints on that one!

hahaha I like this one :laughing:

Paul321 · 2019-03-14T11:53:16.000Z

“Hi, I’m Elmer Fudd, millionaire I own a mansion and a ~~yacht~~ flashlight”

wle · 2019-03-14T13:39:44.000Z

“Nice headlights, are those your high beams?”

Henk4U2 · 2019-03-14T13:43:43.000Z

“What’s the color of your auxiliary LED”s?”

mattadores · 2019-03-14T15:36:46.000Z

I know you’re disappointed that you only got 30 seconds of runtime…
But honestly, what do you expect running on turbo?

lampliter · 2019-03-14T17:06:59.000Z

This works; clip a small 90 degree light in your shirt pocket (lit).
Wear a black baseball cap with the letters MIHYFI on it.
The light attracts attention; the letters arouse curiosity; they will ask 2 questions:
What’s the light for and what does MIHYFI mean?
You answer; to light up your life and may I help you find it.

Henk4U2 · 2019-03-14T17:10:24.000Z

I like button-tops, especially in a 2P1S configuration.
Possibly unprotected, but only if very well matched.

MascaratumB · 2019-03-14T17:19:05.000Z

“Enlighten me: do you prefer it throwy or floody?”

Serlite · 2019-03-14T17:21:12.000Z

Girl, you’re hotter than this short-circuited Samsung 30Q ce- ow OW OW!