Im going to try and entertain you all for a moment, let see if this helps bring back a group hug atmosphere…
At first I was bugged by all the reviews, then I thought, hey, those guys are getting free lights, I wanna be like them! They’re like, yeah, but, we work for hours on our reviews, its not really free, we earn it.
So, I though it over, and asked for some free lights, and at first nobody wanted to give me any… after a while I started getting offers to buy lights, review them on Amazon, and then get a refund… I said no to those
then a brand whose lights I want asked me to do a review, and glory daze! I thought I had reached nirvana, and bam, here come the free lights I had been dreaming of, when suddenly…. bom pom pom pom…guess what? All the guys that were reviewers before me, hate me now.
And, you guessed it, you can probably already see where this is going….
all the people I used to talk to online, think I sold out to become a marketing shill… Kind of like when my hero Julio Montalban, the most famous Don Juan of the present day, comes out on an ad for Grecian Formula Number 9. It just sort of ruins the dream and pops the bubble.
Sometimes when that happens, I get soap in my eyes and it stings for a bit, but, no biggie, I got some lights to play with… wanna hear about them?
I know a guy that can get you a good deal on one or two, want me to hook you up?:-)
Right now we have a really good deal on a High CRI Aspheric… it will blow your mind man, its got that 9080 LED, you know, the Holy Grail Nichia… yeah man… gotta get sum.
Its a good deal, dont worry, Ive got your back, its only X.99, youre saving like, big time man, buy it now! Yeah, no PWM or nothing, this is the real deal man, its got throw, and you can shoot it with a bullet if you want… lol
sorry fell out of character chair there
I need to adjust my meditation
back atcha
later