Funny flashlight descriptions

I haven’t see any of these threads for ages, post if you find some.

I noticed this one on eBay

http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/160787681655

4. Push the ass of the flashlight

and

6 aluminium alloy shell by air, light, solid, not afraid of wrestling, not afraid of pressure

:smiley: 0:)

Hey my flashlight smells funny? Its says Push the ass of the flashlight on. Not push in….