Funny product descriptions :D

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What in the world is martin rescue??? :bigsmile:

Yeah, the Chinese translations stuff is sometimes very entertaining. I spent an hour on DX one day just reading the descriptions and reviews of some of their "Intimate Gadget" category stuff. What a hoot!

I need to optimize my life. Guess I better get one then.

I think it's more than lazy product descriptions on websites... check out the box

"Mommy, can we get a DVR?"


A video/audio digital camera with a 3 watt LED and a warranty card. Probably a high demand item, that. Man, I'm loving this trip to Hong Kong.


From what I remember, martins are a type of weasel. So obviously the lights are for rescuing weasels, perhaps trapped in the walls of buildings. Or are meant for teams of professional rescuers that use trained weasels to find people.


;) I feel better now, I also thought of the weasel-type creature.

Come to think of it, I think they're trying to say "maritime rescue". But your guess is as good as mine.

Martin Rescue:

I thought of Pine Martins I have a bit of a thing for Mustelids. I used to have a ferret/polecat cross that I walked around the local park every day on a lead, which led to me being known as "The ferret man" which I was never terribly fond off...but I've been called worse things :P