Getting bored waiting for my next flashlight from abroad so...

[texaspyro]

@cainn

Wouldn’t mind a HellFire either. Some folks might feel compelled to sign a cross in the presence of such, but I feel it would complete the collection.

It puts out 666 lumens J)

[cainn]

@texaspyro

@cainn

Wouldn’t mind a HellFire either. Some folks might feel compelled to sign a cross in the presence of such, but I feel it would complete the collection.

It puts out 666 lumens J)

And freakishly this is the case no matter what equipment or testing methodology is used, or by whom, or what driver/emitter combination we’re dealing with, or even if there aren’t actually any batteries in it.

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[texaspyro]

Actually China Quality Goods can put a custom logo on any of their unbranded flashlights Custom-Made LOGO --- Get your own logo on your flashlights) for $2 to $5. I think I need a RectumFire flashlight to go with the UranusFire.

[DON_KIDIK]

I like Hellsfire,probably end up ther with most folks that sell them anways.

DON…

[reliant_turbo]

Im going to have to start making “ChristmasTreeFire” lights in time for the holiday season lol.

and SphincterFire to go along with RectumFire and UranusFire.

Brian

[Gurthang]

so does that mean we should look for a “CrotchFire” light soon??

[gords1001]

Ringoffire would be good, reminds me of the “crotch rivet” levi’s advert. :bigsmile:

[JohnnyMac]

@fishinfool

@BetweenRides

@JohnnyMac

"HolyFire" is one of the names we came up with a good while back in the thread where we came up with crazy names we'd like to see used. I wonder if they were inspired by us?

I'm sure they were, JohnnyMac, but still no sign of the

Sh!tFire, CampFire or PantsOnFire lights out there.

I'd love to see how a Sh!tFire looks like.

Ask and you shall receive!

[adyscarborough]

@JohnnyMac

@fishinfool

@BetweenRides

@JohnnyMac

“HolyFire” is one of the names we came up with a good while back in the thread where we came up with crazy names we’d like to see used. I wonder if they were inspired by us?

I’m sure they were, JohnnyMac, but still no sign of the

Sh!tFire, CampFire or PantsOnFire lights out there.

I’d love to see how a Sh!tFire looks like.

Ask and you shall receive!

Brilliant :bigsmile:

[apt323]

HolyShitFire - and save the matches

DookieFire

[Chicago_X]

Mr.HankeyFire !

Well played, sir; I spilled my Red Bull, laughing.

[apt323]

I waiting on a part for the my solar hog light setup to get here and I dont understand how the heck you send something from New Jersey, then to California then to Ft. Worth, TX then to my city.

Has anyone ever seen this before

That would fit under the nomenclature WTF-Fire

[mags]

@apt323

I waiting on a part for the my solar hog light setup to get here and I dont understand how the heck you send something from New Jersey, then to California then to Ft. Worth, TX then to my city.

Has anyone ever seen this before

That would fit under the nomenclature WTF-Fire

Holy Shitfire Batman!!!

[trigger619]

@JohnnyMac

@fishinfool

@BetweenRides

@JohnnyMac

“HolyFire” is one of the names we came up with a good while back in the thread where we came up with crazy names we’d like to see used. I wonder if they were inspired by us?

I’m sure they were, JohnnyMac, but still no sign of the

Sh!tFire, CampFire or PantsOnFire lights out there.

I’d love to see how a Sh!tFire looks like.

Ask and you shall receive!

cant stop laughing… thats classic.