Hey, It’s got LEDs so it counts!
Merry Christmas Ho! Ho! Ho!
God I love these things.
All the Best,
Jeff
Unno, I’d think a flashbang tucked inside might be much more satisfying, no?
Just a flash bang?
As far as I’ll go saying it in public…
Roaches,
Lots and lots of tiny roaches in the glitter.
Just to match the character of the people who steal stuff.
make it fire anchor bolts into whatever surface it`s on first so It can`t be moved.
Hmm, maybe some concentrated OC with pressurised-gas dispenser (ie, all at once, not just a sissy-pansy spritz every 30sec), and several dye-packs.
And a flashbang, just for spite.
And maybe summon Pinhead and the other Cenobites to have some fun.
Candyman, Candyman, Candyman,
I know, not glitter, FIRE ANTS!
Or just fire…
Yeah KIWF!
But really, the whole sink bomb should go all at once. Preferable in a concentrated blast that reaches across the whole room.
There’s always foot-stank.
Boil some brown rice, oats. etc. Strain, but keep the “broth”.
Take a tissue, cottonball, whatever, just swab between your toes. No need to be “ripe” as the bacteria live there forever.
Toss the swab into the warm broth, seal, keep it warm, let it fester a week or two.
You won’t want to be anywhere near even a drop of it.
Now imagine a pint of that being “forcibly ejected” from a holding tank when the perp opens the box.
I’m not getting a sense of these perps being victimized by being enticed or lured into committing outright theft.
Not many of those packages looked like bread.
AOC?
Needs 4 big cans of bear spray. The first goes off with the glitter and one after the other as soon as the last goes out. Should make a real unpleasant 2 maybe 3 hours.
Next time they should make the fart spray squirt with high pressure
Publish the names and addresses of all the “filthy animals” that steal their boxes. But, I’m guessing a doxxing wouldn’t really bother most of them. Except I wonder how many have outstanding warrants. That would make it fun.
Lightbringer your recipe smells an awful lot like you know something about the process involved. Do tell how you gained that useful knowledge. I wanna hear the whole story!
Ancient knowledge, don’t recall where I came upon it first.
There used to be a whole series of revenge books, George Hayduke was one of the most prolific authors. Lotsa good ideas in those, some workable, some not.
Should be enough to give people ideas…
bedbugs
vespa mandarinia