What an awesome day!!! Mrs D & I went golfing today. Well, as you know… Any interaction will bring about humorous situations. To give the readers a bit of insight. Mrs D has a inherent fear of any open vehicle. Go karts, motorbikes, 4-wheelers, & golf carts.
I have no idea where this developed from. It is a bit annoying. But , I love her so it’s just one of those burdens I must bear. Myself , I have no fear of such trivial things. When you have lived my life. A golf cart holds no fear after living through the crap I have.
So we are cruising down the fairway on a rather mountainous course. As we cross the fairway, I realize there’s a short cut… So I make a sharp turn right. Now it wasn’t a cliff like Mrs D will tell you it was. But it sure wasn’t flat. The cart began to pick up speed at a some what alarming rate. This is generally not too much of a problem. Unless, the grass is slick & the cart keeps trying to throw itself sideways…
I giggled & said… ‘Aw sh*t’… Mrs D caught up in my enthusiasm decided to chime in as well. She screamed the queen mother of all dirty words. At roughly the same decibel of a air raid siren. OMG!!! HONEY!!! you can’t scream that on a golf course! They will kick us off the course!!! I am yelling at her as I try to keep the golf cart on all four wheels.
BY now the entire course has stopped golfing and are staring at the little white missile rocketing off the side of the mountain. We arrived safely at the bottom with no injury to ourselves or the golf cart. The two African dudes we were golfing with laughed till I thought they were gonna die.
Leave it to Mrs D to halt play on a entire golf course.
