Nice one Pulsar! I don't think that type of store would fly in Haterade's neck of the woods though! He'd have to move further out in the country.
-Garry
LMAO you know… a buddy of mine had a similar convo already…. a one stop shop for: guns, knives, lights, cars, and booze would be EPIC. Just need start-up capital.
I could make it work in VA. But I would be on first name basis with BATFE for certain!!!
i used to live about two miles from that store, and pretty much lived right by it my whole life (either with one parent or the other)
did they have hussies for sale?
yeah, but a horrible return policy on them 
gotta watch that bait n switch LOL
hahaha wow. just… wow.
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If you were in that industry, there are companies hiring all the time. That’s the industry I am in….
Which company were you with?
Bubba’s Bang Bait Booze and Bling Bling, THE place to stop on your way out to your favorIte fishin hole! 
Light em up, bait em up, shoot em up and have a dang good time doin it in the shiniest truck on the dirt! We got Turtle Wax, minners, Bud Light and Cree, with the hottest new ammo from Hornady and Barnes. Ya just can’t go wrong stoppin off at Bubba’s!
Grab one o them thar Keltec double loader 12 ga pistols for some serious fishin! Don’t ferget yur battries, we got everythin from Alkyleaks to IMR’s, so fire it up and bottums up at Bubba’s, yer one stop shoppin specialty store!
Y’all come back now, ya here hear?
That’s fantastic! I can hear the commercial in my head.
How did you know I want a KelTec KSG?? Do you work for NSA??
A big one
Hoping you are right. Been sending out many resumes. Not many responses yet. Hope it picks up very soon.
Have you started looking or registered in online job hiring sites?
so far: linkedin, career builder, monster, bright, ziprecruiter, jobserious, and beyond.com
any others you recommend that I missed? always open to more options
that KSG is quite a gun... but wow... quite the price tag
rock salt in one tube for a warning shot, 00 buck in the other for an "i warned you" shot
Got any dynamite? That works best when ya aint noodlin! 
Just a cursory glance shows LM with many contracting jobs……
Good ole’ “West Virginia Bloodworms”
Think I am on indeed already, but worth a doublecheck.
Will check LM, thanks bdiddle. 
Yeah… and good luck ever actually taking delivery from KelTec! They come up with cool designs and concepts. Can never find stock of anything but the PF9 and PF11. I almost hesitate to classify them as a manufacturer, almost more of a design house, they are so unreliable. Frustrating. Like an auto mfr that leaks awesome concepts that never make it to market.
gunbroker.com ... but last time i checked i think they were selling for $1500 and up