How to accidentally maim or kill yourself carrying a flashlight

This is one good way. Any other extreme examples? :smiley:

http://www.ebay.com/itm/2000-Lumen-Led-Flashlight-Cree-XML-XM-L-T6-Torch-Camping-Equipment-The-Lamp-free-/171161028799?pt=US_Flashlights&hash=item27d9fe08bf

why would someone buy this? to prevent a vampire attack?

_the_ actually bought one and did a first impression on it (sorry, can't find the thread)

A few days back I had to work on the garage door opener. I pushed the button to watch the opener work.... WHAP! Garage door hit me in the back & knocked me right off the ladder. All I needed was this in my hand and it would have finished the job!!

I do not need instructions on how to kill or maim myself! I got that down to a fine art!!

I did build one similar for a guard down in Houston though. I'll see if I can dig up an image. I like that bottle opener / can cutter thing on the end!! I should have added that!!

Dan.

:smiley: :open_mouth:

a must have light when you travel to transylvania :bigsmile: