Ideas for Christmas that are neither sharp nor bright......

Hmmmm… Based on your other gift-needing thread:

…it seems that you don’t have a lot of hobbies and people USUALLY have a hard time finding something for you…

For that price…
A very budget Android tablet/E-reader?
Something to eat is always nice, maybe a big pack of Ribeye steaks? :stuck_out_tongue:
A nice knife-sharpening system?
Outdoor cooker with some nice cast-iron cookware?
Lego?