LED flashlight and 1,000,000 Volts?

LOL,Why doesn't DX sell these?

Forget the knife; get a flashlight with a a One Million Volt stun gun built in.

http://www.stungunscheaper.com/_ZAPLIGHT_Rechargeable_1,000,000_Volt_Stun_Gun_Flashlight.php?ref=flshstg

Not a bad deal for $40, I guess you can get them for as low as 20 bucks.

Just don't let Foy near it, he'll grind the electrocutey bits off before you can blink :P

ROFL

"Sweetheart, they're laughing with you not at you."

"I know mommy, but still . . ." (sniffle)

"Have another cupcake, dear."

thertherthatsbetterFoy

I do actually kind of want one... That is a really cool idea, just wish they had one really good LED instead of five crappy ones :/

Also, Foy, everyone here respects you and your opinions. (or so it seems) You have your own private BLF meme! So no worries :)

Thanks, I'm just messin'.

IdidnotgetmynapthatdayFoy

:)

For some strange reason I want that.

come on guys, help ban winniety, that's the 4th spam post this morning