[The usual what you would expect]
then…
The above guarantee does not cover sharkbite, bear attack or children under 5
If children are stronger then a bear and more deadly then a shark…
Those little terrors never cease to amaze.
I swear some of them have magical powers.
And it's always the ones with the cheekiest smiles.
apparently i was not very specific but do animals come with a lifetime guarantee of excellence?
Don’t think I’d warrantee anything against a 5 year old, they don’t know it’s not supposed to break and the fun is in figuring out how. Deviously clever they are.
I’m an animal (Moose) and I have anything but a lifetime guarantee of excellence.
I’m sure you have a lifetime guarantee that mentions excellence somewhere.
perhaps the time has come for the First Annual Montgomery Burns Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Excellence
Perhaps indeed. :evil:
if I were to give my 18 month old or 3 year old a boulder, I wouldn’t expect it back intact. …….
they are an excellent test of how robust anything is.