Here is your 30,000+ lumen light (although it's about as hand holdable as a belt fed machine gun! 
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This has by far been the most involved product I've brought to market. I built my first bar over two years ago, and have been trying to build the "perfect bar" ever since. I have had working prototypes that are similar in design to the production lights since last fall, but have been working on refining and testing them ever since and wanted to be 100% certain that these would be rock-solid-reliable. Each lighting setup is water tested, given a multi-point inspection, and extensively tested before being packaged up and shipped
These have been tested on everything from cars, 4-wheelers, UTVs, Jeeps, service trucks, and agricultural equipment; between these, we have racked up thousands of hours of test time in a variety of usage scenarios, so I feel very confident in the product. I have received and incorporated a lot of user feedback. In my search to build the best bar possible, I have purchased, tested, and thrown away lots of different housings, screws, electrical components, connectors, etc.
Those who know me know that if anything I like to understate the specifications and abilities of the products I make, but I can say without a doubt that these are substantially brighter and have substantially more throw than even the best premium light bars on the market right now. Throw is what most light bars really lack, and these give you a substantial increase in throw. My 12" bar absolutely kills my dad's truck with a 32" Rigid Industries RDS-series lightbar, 4x Rigid Industries light cubes, and high beams---not only in light quantity and throw, but also in light quality.
Additionally, these bars are dimmable, have low-voltage-protection, and utilize all solid-state switching.
The initial offering will include 6"/12"/18"/32" lengths, with 42"/50" and cube sizes coming soon.
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I am not sure how much interest/crossover this will have among you flashlight guys, but this is what has been keeping me working some extra late nights and extra weekends over the past year.
Thank you all for all of your support and advice over the years. I always tell everyone that I owe my success to a lot of the great people here at BLF and other members of the flashlight community.