I wonder if there is a “Stages of Flashaholism” infographic anywhere. Something like…

1. I sometimes carry a little LED flashlight when I’ve got the pocket space to spare, and when I use it among my friends, it’s a real conversation starter/head turner
2. Wow, new LED flashlights have come a long way in brightness and being budget friendly since I last shopped for one
3. Wow, this flashlight is only $13.99 and it’s twice as bright as the one I got 5 years ago that I paid $37 for
4. Hmm, what are all these cool lithium ion batteries and how do I charge them?
5. Wow, this other flashlight is capable of twice as many lumens and only costs $25. It’s a little bigger than my other two, but that means it won’t overlap in use, right? I’ll carry the one in my pants pocket and relegate the other one for camping. Guess that means I can buy them both, since I’ve been needing to upgrade my flashlight for camping.
6. This flashlight costs more, uses a different battery than what I currently own, but it looks a lot more handy. Might be worth the price.
7. Turns out I need four of the expensive flashlights, one thrower and one flood in each tint color—just in case
8. They make flashlights capable of HOW MANY lumens? In THAT SMALL of a package? That sell for ONLY HOW MUCH???
9. Wow, you can buy directly from China and these flashlights only cost how much???
10. I now have a flashlight drawer to store all my flashlights, batteries and chargers
11. Might be time to sell or give away a few flashlights in the old flashlight drawer to make space for the 10 I have coming in the mail.
12. Week 2: Learning how to custom mod my own flashlights and ordering ample supplies of parts…