Oh joy! Now we can have light emitting underwear!

I can’t wait for the electro-jock!

Heck, you can make light in your undies with a plate of good old beans and a Bic lighter.

Been there… done that. And as my college room mate found out, it is essential to wear underwear when applying the flame. It acts like a flame arrestor and prevents a backfire up the ole poop chute. Poor Dave (a.k.a Farteznor the Malodorous Magnificent), couldn’t crap straight for a couple of weeks…

What are undies?

The last things you have to take off the ole lady in order to get to the naughty bits… they are optional apparel for dudes.

Ah, I get it now. Jeans. Thanks.