i just saw it. who is Lumatic?
No idea. Haven't seen a post by him in a while... 
Just some circumventer of our social convention. 
Some lunatic...
He ain’t biting guys. 
some guy that can pull the trigger on 12 of the same lights without thought, but unable to post that 1000th post.
Yeah,it's not gonna work,I think maybe if a 8000 lumen four hour rumtime light came out at Costco for $25 maybe he would post.It's not the kill,it's the thrill of the chase!
it was worth a try anyway
I think his edit button will wear out before 4 months is out tbh, certainly his current post will run out of characters…
If you really want to shock though, find a way to convince him there will be a levy on buying more than 5 of the same light…I fear coronary arrest in these circumstances