Some beer-drinkers shunning Corona beer because of the virus. :person_facepalming:
Aye, chihuahua…
“Whatya reading for?”
But I just bought a 2-4 of Corona???
“So I dont end up being a fkng waffle waitress”
True story, followed by a stupid joke:
My sister originally found my dog wandering Corona Street in our old town.
I think we should avoid the dog because he probably has coronavirus.
No, I haven't been drinking, occifer.
Raccoon City you mean you’re not as think as you drunk you are!
OMG, and I used to take the bus along Corona Av… through Corona!!
Don’t stare at that Corona. It might hurt your eyes. 
OMG! I had a Lyme with my Corona tonight. 
I don’t normally stoop to drinking Corona, but I was thinking of trying it to help me build up an immunity.
PS - I question whether the survey was reasonably designed or was merely seeking to create a story for readers to feel secure mocking.
If it’s from a G3, it’ll be especially painful.
Someone figured out how to deal with the coronavirus.
Seems legit!
