As we all know, the biggest complaint about flashlights is that they are far too wieldy and silent. Plus, there’s not enough fumes from gas coming out of them. The Gasoline-Powered Flashlight addresses these issues by being the size of a Ghostbuster laser gun while sounding like a grizzly bear getting skinned alive—and all while putting out just less than stock Maglite incan lumens!
I couldn’t resist!
Too crazy! :p
That’s ridiculous, nice find.
Maybe when oil barrels are down to 30 or 40 cents and our gas is clean burning, we’ll all be collecting these. :bigsmile:
LoL I needed a good laugh. Thank you
he could submit it to energy star (anyone know the story i am referring to?)
Nobody will here you coming with that light…
well everyone will certainly know your coming.
Whats a guy walking through the woods at night with a chainsaw!! He must be a psycho!! :bigsmile:
Good Lord!
Old Lumens is going to have one of these before you know it, and in three days it’ll be packing 150 XML-U3s with a reflector made from a re-jigged 5 gallon pail. He’ll be scorching the paint off his garage door from half a mile away and getting nasty phone calls from the International Space Station for shining it in their windows…. :bigsmile:
(P.S. I have a spare chainsaw to help get things off the ground… 
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Well, it has no lithiums. That’s enough reason for him!
Well I think it would be a perfect EDC. It just needs a pocket clip IMHO.
im sure someone will want one for edc… and try to bring it in their carry on for a flight.
i stand correct :bigsmile:
Or a West Virginian…
most expensive dollar/lumen light yet!