Honey Badgers have an unprecidented tollerance to snake venom scorpion venon and bee venom. They also have a very high tollerance to pain. This is thought to be the result of a mutated nicotinic receptor. So far no one has thought to see what the effect of tobacco smoke would do to the honey badger. I would like to do an article for Mad Scientist magazine. If we can get them addicted to tobacco we may be able to teach them to cuss cheat at poker and shoot.
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It’s not something I’d have ever considered, but it sounds an interesting and worthy experiment. I reckon a honey badger could cuss the feckn’ house down, probably learn to shoot too. I’ll definitely back the project if it goes ahead 
Or they just get cancer and die.
Not sure which method would do 'em in first.
Or maybe they just tear your face off in the process. By all accounts those creatures are quite mean.
Especially if they’ve been drinking, that’s when the shooting’s gonna start.
The squirrels are as bad.
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What a silly reply to a serious question.
Everybody knows that it’s a crew-served weapon.
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