Haha it’s fine. I’ll admit I thought the same after.
This is the most embarrassing injury I ever had. In 1971 when I was a pothead, my friends and I climbed on a roof to get high. I got so stoned I couldn’t get down the same way I got up, so I jumped 10 feet off the roof onto the pavement and fractured my left heel. My car had a manual transmission and by the time I got home, I could no longer depress the clutch. It’s the dumbest thing I’ve ever done in my life.