Were you wearing sandals and had fri tos?
Based on the smell, it seems like they were mosqui - toes.
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teacher: YOU is a pronoun.
student: You is?
How come there aren’t any knock-knock jokes about America?
Because freedom rings.
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Why did the chicken cross the playground ?
To get to the other slide .
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I was going to post a sodium joke in honor of the Fourth of July.
Then I thought, “Na.”
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Whaddya do with old chemists when they die?
Barium.
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I bought some fireworks from a roadside vendor. He was so thankful he gave me a " high-three".
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You can take my fireworks from my cold dead fingers.
One is over here, another is over there.
Some guy was setting off fireworks on my block and was just yelling and screaming and making a huge ruckus. I gave him the finger.
Pretty sure it was the left-index.
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The guy who invented the humidity index just died.
He was only 85 but felt like 102.