The Daily Joke Thread

Love it .

What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral ?

One less drunk .

A seal goes to a bar.

The bartender asks: What do you want to drink?

The seal says: " Anything but Canadian Club!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "hey, fella, why the long face?".

Knock, Knock.

Who's there?


Dave who?

Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

What does a hurricane and a red-neck divorce have in common?

No matter what, somebody's gonna lose a trailer.