Uranusfire ain’t bad. You got to watch for that urinefire though
Coop with fasttech and tabasco... 
http://www.fasttech.com/product/1300402-uranusfire-c3-cree-xr-e-q5-5-mode-200-lumen-white-
its all void now because Scientists are re-naming the planet Uranus to Urectum.
“Your anus is on fire” wouldn’t fit on a flashlight.
Just be careful when checking the O-ring for elasticity
haha
:D
Anyone have a good source of cheap Uranusfire with T6 emitters? Looking for a present for a friend, we get each other joke gifts 
xrays or it didn’t happen
I kid, I kid
I ordered long ago a ultrafire flashlight from DX (WF-501B), it came to be a uranusfire. MC-E emiter (I think it was before XM-L came out). I see that in english it’s a good joke.
Iirc light castle has a relatively cheap Uranusfire.
Sold out… Hm… How about the xpe uranusfire at FT? < $10.
I knew the ER would make that picture public!This is why I no longer shower with a flashlight!One slip on the soap and…….
it must be painful…couldn’t imagine if it was a BTU or TK75…
or a DST! 
coincidentally I did yesterday an order with hun.ze have a few nice things
This morning I received a reply:
“”“Sorry to tell you, since the shipping way is not stable, we do not do any orders. I suggest you to buy them from your local store. Hope your kindly understanding. Thank you!”“””
Best regards
Erm wow, I think they may need a warning on the light not to take the name literally or they will have lawsuits 
Where do you most need a flashlight?
Where the sun don’t shine!
Don´t worry, i´ll shed some light from uranus! Oh, sorry, i mean, from my… …forget it…
And French for battery is pile, so how about those piles in Uranusfire, still making light of them. :_(
“Uranus fire runs off 10440’s and excess Indian food.”
Here is a link to the Uranusfire model that looks like it belongs in the X-ray photo in post 27. Also looks like something sold in gay sex shops! Inexpensive though! A close look at the photos though indicates that at least the photo sample is marked Romisen!