True story...
My sister likes the Resident Evil movies, even more than me, and she clicked on something on Facebook.
Here's a cropped screenshot of her FB wall:
Likes Resident Evil movies more than you? Really? Does she have a Umbrella Corp umbrella??
Yeah, I'm more of a fan of the video games.
I think I've mentioned this before, but my sister let her daughter watch the RE movies.
My niece, named Alice, was two years old at the time. :-o
No, and it has hardly rained at all since I got that umbrella.
The Coachella Valley is a place notorious for avoiding precipitation.
Funniest title for a thread possibly ever.
That is one mean stare. Good thing she doesn’t have the guns.
She's actually smiling in that photo.
You should see her when she's angry. }:-)
Must have missed the thread where you mentioned that. Oh a little Alice! 
… Is there a Disney RE movie that I’m not aware of or something? Only RE movies I know of feature undead zombies who tear people apart and eat their flesh as they are dying. :~~(( And adults could get nightmares from some of their GCI monsters.
Yep, she's named after my father's mother.
Little Alice is five years old now, and she has always been extremely strong for her age.
You haven't heard of the "Tinker Bell & Alice Abernathy" series?
Maybe not as they went straight to video. 
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Personally, I don't think kids should not be watching R-rated movies, but my sister does her own thing.
I used to tease my niece and call her "Project Alice."
She would say, "I'm not Project Alice! I'm just regular Alice."
I would have asked if she works for an Umbrella Limited Liability Corporation
Yes, if only Umbrella were an L.L.C., then everything would be hunky-dory. :)
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According to Wikipedia, following the destruction of Raccoon City, Umbrella terminated its operations. 
(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Resident_Evil_characters#Umbrella_Corporation)
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If Umbrella is no more, who have I been working for for all these years?
And if Raccoon City was destroyed, who the heck am I? 
You got the joke
I assume the umbrella S corporation?
A ghost. With enough illumination you too can see dead people.
so which one is your sister ?
I thought you were always showing pics of ……
…Mila ?
Wow, you know your L.L.C.'s :)
[quote=Rufusbduck] A ghost. With enough illumination you too can see dead people. [/quote]
That makes more sense than the Resident Evil b.s. that I make up on a regular basis. ;)
My "sister" sister is on the left.
My sister-in-arms is on the right. 
In my line of work it pays to know my LLCs, if you want to know why you will have to sign a NDA and agree to a few other minor conditions