I ordered and paid (China) approximately 20 seconds after the PM (I was logged in at the time, so no delay at all)
This morning I got this:
I ran that through Muggle Translate with Cynicism set to “11” and it comes out
“We are going to start building the real flashlight
as soon as we find a cheaper manufacturer and discount materials.
Glad you liked the perfect samples we hand-made,
the real thing will be sort of like that, and we sure appreciate
the interest-free short term loan of your money.”
I’m gonna go get my first cup of coffee, chase the neighbor kids off my lawn,
and hope it was a nightmare. This stuff happens.