If you're a fan of warm tints, I guess his is ok. :)
I met a friend in college through his conure. It was the friendliest, most approachable bird I have ever encountered.
- I was walking down fraternity row in the afternoon sun, sweating and squinting courtesy of one Mr. James Beam. Returning to the site of the previous night's party seemed like the best place to start looking for the collared shirt in which the night had begun - the 'new' Rush t-shirt I had mysteriously acquired was a full size too small. At least.
Trying to discern which frat house had hosted the party should have been fairly straightforward, as they had trucked in several large loads of sand for the indoor beach party conversion. I say should have, for the throbbing in my temples and searing pain behind my eyes only served to distract me from the waves of nausea starting to rise like a bile-filled tide.
Somewhere between the promises to God "neveragainneveragain" and the cursing of the devil that is Brown Liquor, a beautiful Co-Ed appeared. Screaming and running directly towards me.
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh !!! Help me, help me, helpmehelpmehelpme ! Eeeeeeeek !"
Her long, curly blonde tresses were shaking. Frightened of some invisible pursuer, she looked around, visibly panicked while I attempted to reassure her. This tiny terrified girl all but disappeared into my six-foot-five frame's comfort hug, while I mustered all my will in the attempt to not retch on her head.
Suddenly she started shrieking even louder, pushing away from me and grabbing at her hair like it was on fire. Then I saw it: there was a tiny parrot-like bird IN HER HAIR !!!
I tried to stop her from crushing the poor thing or running off, when I lost the battle with my stomach. I managed to divert the main purge of 40-proof barf from landing squarely on her, but the sheer volume of vomit coupled with my grip on her wrist guaranteed some splatter.
While I was finishing up emptying the remaining contents of my stomach, and what felt like a few of my organs, the pretty girl with the blonde hair wrested her arm from my grip and continued her shrieking run down the street. "Damn," I thought in-between heaves, "I didn't get her number." Still drunk? Probably.
Finally standing upright, I felt something tugging at my new shirt. The wee bird had jumped from the loud girl to my shoulder and had stayed there while I heaved away, over and over. Friendly bird - the thing wasn't trying to hurt the lass, only land on her shoulder !
Less than a minute later, a big South African guy came lumbering down the street, yelling "Bird ! Bird ! BIRD !" Apparently his name was Bird
He thanked me for saving his escaped conure, and we became friends. He even gave me a shirt to replace the too-small (and now vomit-covered) Rush 2112 t-shirt. I never made it back to the frat house or saw that girl again.
Cool bird, though.