I have my hair cut one inch long everywhere, with it a little shorter around the ears.

There are attachments for around the ears.

That's how I would cut my own hair.

Now I get my hair cut by a professional in her own home.

She charges $20, plus I leave a tip.

It's the most expensive haircuts I've ever gotten, and my hair looks amazing when she's done.

She knows what she's doing, despite having a crappy clipper.