When asked about my favorite clipper ... I'd have to say Jack.

But... I cut my own hair & I won't take that back .

Why?

Because of the fee ...

I thought to myself how hard could it be

I just wanted a trim

tried to act just like him

the outcome was grim

clearly nothing is free

sucks to be me

So I lost one ear ...it's OK I have two

but this isn't something you might want to do

If you need a haircut

don't be a numb nut

go to the guy with the chair and the sign

and give him a tip 5 bucks will be fine

When Jack asked the other day if I still cut my own hair . I said ... " WHAT ?"