well, at least the Pin (its not a Pen) has a whistle, :wink:

yes, marketing can be disgusting, deceptive, ludicrous, or hilarious, depending on my perspective

I think its hilarious that the reviews I found (you should have provided a link cause now people are confused ;-)) describe how well the Zanflare “Pen” writes when it is not a writing instrument.

fwiw
I was contacted by some of the flashlight manufacturers that sell through Amazon. They wanted me to write reviews for their lights with certain conditions.

1. I had to buy the light first
2. I had to submit a review for approval
3. When my review was approved, I would be given a refund.

the result is the seller can claim it is a Verified Purchase Review.
Yes, they are completely manipulated.
No, I am not a reviewer on Amazon

It has a letter opener, and a serrated edge… :person_facepalming:

Now to the question of reviews, good, bad, fake, real, sincere etc

ALL REVIEWS are a source of ADVERTISING (Propaganda). It is up to the consumer to buy whatever they decide they want. We also have the right to return for refund when we have buyers remorse, for any reason, and without argument from the vendor.

I recently started getting some review samples, thats reviewerspeak for free lights. It has made me extremely willing to post pics and words of appreciation for my gifts. Ive spent as much as 5 hours on a single review. Even so, I hesitate to point out negatives, although I give hints, and post photos that clearly show things like green tint, which I personally dislike. But hey, if nobody brings it up, Im very tempted to keep my mouth shut.

And I think of myself as an honest type. Just sayin, getting free samples has a powerful sedative effect on my desire to criticize… I want more free stuff!

otoh, ask me how I really feel, any time

the thing is, flashlights are bling, and none of them hits all the same features in a combination that works for all applications… result, we buy lots more lights than we need… its Fun!

What light will you buy today?:slight_smile:

I like to play catch and release, my most recent is this Copper Maratac. note that is not what I call a Review (free sample), I call it First Impressions (purchased sample)

oh, and, speaking of shills, dont believe everyone you see on the internet, there are a lot of fanboys and cheerleaders not worthy of respect, they typically chime in with me too, yay… and say little of substance to the original topic

or when they do say something on topic, they just use it to get your attention and then they ramble off on some tangent or personal vendetta

beware PWMWarriors and SoldiersForGods, and dont believe everything you read on the Internet, there is a lot of disinformation and illiteracy too.

dont worry, this is not PWM