Oh no! They Got him! We must quarantine =P
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LOL, Id love a job like that. I could check out all the new lights and inventory they have. Maybe even get an employee discount?
They dont need a technical writer the current guy is pretty good:
-Light is slender and delicate for both man and lady use outside.
-Light is strong and preserve pressure
-Light prevent power failure
-Do not shine light in eye of kid
-Light is made for activity of boating fishing climbing patrolling securing walking running swimming icing arresting inspect jade reading writing and to prevent fire.
-Light is 800lumens one AAA battery. $200 on sale $5.99. 23hour left.
LOL. Id work there for free.
And if you have a WHAT ?
Whats all with that "inspect jade" thing? Why jade and not stones?
Chinese care about jade, they don't care about "stones".
coz jade items are very common in china and often are fakes, a light help you to identify
Opportunities I miss for not speaking English as a native language...
You don't have to tell them that. Say you were adopted and grew up in an American family.
Thank you, my friend. I am laughing so hard right now.
I don't think they fall for that... It seems like they have a very sharp eye for not-so-perfect English, but I can try:
I got this very great flashlight the other day and boy o boy it is very strong! It is also round and can place in my pocket easy! No pointy angles to cut your fingers when touching! Very nice flashlight, it turns on every time! And help me see at night easily! Very bright! Like sun! Like two suns to be exact! They say 800 lumens but I am sure it is more... I guess about 1500 lumens and it uses a usual AAA battery! Runtime is long, very long, at one time I forgot to shut it off at night and when I woke up it was still on! You will not regret buying it, it is like cold fusion in your pocket!
Also, it is perfect for going out at night, for self defense, camping, eating when electricity is out, pointing things, it really eats the dark and burps afterwards! One time I lost a friend in the woods, he was 2-3 kilometers away from me but I used the flashlight and found him! This flashlight saved my friends life! It is a heroic flashlight, yes sir!
I will sure shop from them again, great guys! They ship fast and they ship good!
Well...?
I don't think they fall for that... It seems like they have a very sharp eye for not-so-perfect English, but I can try:
Certainly better than the descriptions and reviews we read on their site.
This is a paid forum spammer position. And you don't get paid for threads deleted. Not worth it.
OMG, I have received it twice ,just regard this as a way of spamming the forum...
This is a paid forum spammer position. And you don't get paid for threads deleted. Not worth it.
Yes, that's exactly what I just got in the mail after I "applied" for the job.
They gave me a list of Israeli forums in which I should write a "fairy review" (I guess this means positive review?) about DD, and they give some $$ for each thread I open and some cents for each reply I make. They say no more than one thread in a forum each week. Obviously, I should give links to DD pages in the posts I make.
I think about 40$-50$ a week is achievable, and it really doesn't mean a lot of work, just being a paid spammer.
I declined the offer.
I think you are doing the right thing
-Light is made for activity of boating fishing climbing patrolling securing walking running swimming icing arresting inspect jade reading writing and to prevent fire.
Arresting. I always find that funny when i read it.
cut into small bits
fry in hot oil
try to make the dog eat it