I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort
Don’t stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed
Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn’t mean the circus has left town
Whenever you leave behind failure, you’re doing good. If you think everything you’ve done is great, you’re probably dumb
There is a huge difference between a dog that is going to eat you in your mind and an actual dog that’s going to eat you
You’re only given a little spark of madness. You mustn’t lose it
Take your risks now, as you grow older you become more fearful and less flexible. And I mean that literally. I hurt my knee this week on the treadmill, and it wasn’t even on
Try reading this funny comedian quotes! really made my day!
I’d be in bad shape if I had a screw loose, but conversely if all 6 of my screws were loose I’d really be screwed!
(you know, the whole ti plate holding my neck together thing? 6 ti screws? just tried to take a bezel off a light, seems to be glued, strained, feels like I popped a rivet…funny how much of a wuss I am after surgery, in a not-funny kind of way)
When i saw the daily joke thread up near the top of the list on the front page,i have to admit I had a little moment of pride . then I looked down and …
he knew that by doing so it would make others question his motives thereby increasing his noteriety thus making him famous .
or possibly he was just going to church .
- which may have started the whole Church’s famous fried chicken