Flashlight JOKES

See, there were these two guys in a lunatic asylum… and one night, one night they decide they don’t like living in an asylum any more. They decide they’re going to escape! So, like, they get up onto the roof, and there, just across this narrow gap, they see the rooftops of the town, stretching away in the moon light… stretching away to freedom. Now, the first guy, he jumps right across with no problem. But his friend, his friend didn’t dare make the leap. Y’see… Y’see, he’s afraid of falling. So then, the first guy has an idea… He says, “Hey! I have my flashlight with me! I’ll shine it across the gap between the buildings. You can walk along the beam and join me!” B-but the second guy just shakes his head. He suh-says… He says, “Wh-what do you think I am? Crazy? You’d turn it off when I was half way across!

isn’t that what joker told batman?

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That is a good one :smiley: :person_facepalming:

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Yes, these horrible lights are everywhere…

Always read between lines they say! :student: :person_facepalming:

Shakespeare light??? :person_facepalming:

Throw the light through someone’s window…

“What light through yonder window breaks?”

Yeah, makes sense to me.

Mine is bigger than yours…

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I can hear AC/DC playing in the background.

Ah Yes… The perfect gift for Mr.Sulu

Selling in Walmart now:

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CPF (i am maybe received rude button because this :P)

Good Lord…

Hope it’s at least a 10-pak.

Well, it’s “40x brighter” than a 2D Mag incan. :person_facepalming:

How those people can sleep at night, I have no idea…