That clear L2, it's sick J-Dub
A special new ano, done in a tub
With the aluminum showing through
Blows my mind, not sure what to do
Just look at those machining marks
Falling in love, think I'm seeing sparks
That body, oh look at that shine
January 6th, hope it will be mine
Simon, I ask, how do you do it?
This? he says, there's really nothing to it
I've got this company, it's called Convoy
And there's a few cool cats I do employ
So when friends at BLF make a request
We get together, put our minds to the test
They asked us to make this clear L2
Simon said, that ain't nothing I can't do
It took a couple tries to get it just right
But look at it when you get it in the light
It really is perfect in almost every way
Those guys at BLF never lead us astray
Now hit that switch but cover your eye
'Cause with all these lumens, it might fry
We've sent all the samples on their way
But there's a few left, time for a giveaway
EDIT:
I must be onto somethin'
Because these rhymes
They keep on comin'
There's a lot of entries from which to choose
But please gentlemen don't give me the blues
Simon and Jared won't you be my St. Nick
For I wish it to be my entry that you pick
I don't even care if there'll be snow
Just wrap this clear L2 up with a bow
Let the ePacket folks take it overseas
And put it under my tree if you please
Hmm, my favorite Convoy? I have several and love them all. A blue S2+ triple, a stripped and hand-polished S2+, some S2's, an S6, M1's, C8's, an L2... I love my family of Convoys! Each and every one customized with a different LED, driver/firmware, and many with illuminated tailcaps. The M1 has been my go-to lately because it's a nice balance between throw and flood and is still pocketable. Thanks for the opportunity, Jared!
Edit: well, I let my L2 (with a FET+1 and dedomed SST-40) go home with a buddy on Christmas. Now I'm L2-less :(