Its your lucky day then, you see I’ve just came into possession of a large sum of cash from the Saudi royal family, I want to transfer it to you but I need a good-faith payment from you first, just to make sure everything’s setup good and the real transfer will be able to go threw. Please send the sum of $4998 as soon as possible. Note I also accept apple iTunes gift cards but you’ll need to double the face value amount since it’s not cash.
Once your payment comes threw I should have the 636293737292 bucks transfered to you almost immediately! BTW you do like ruby’s and emeralds don’t you?
Anyone that has cash that they aren’t using right now - savings, CD’s, money mkt. etc or a supermodel you’re tired of please send them to me.
Much appreciation.
Me too, brother. I will split it with you. Any money not being used, I am accepting. I will pay the PayPal fees. Pm me for address. Super models too, but let me check with the wife…
It’s a never ending cycle. You would have to send me $5.99 so I can send you the $5.99 certified / insured, but I would have to send you another $5.99 so you can send the $5.99 to me certified / insured so I can send you the $5.99 certified / insured …
I don't know, only been to Niagra Falls once! I was referring to those spam emails with the fake Nigerian Prince that offers to give his multi million dollar fortune as long as you pay him a little to send it to you.
All kidding aside though, because it really was a good idea;
I am currently accepting unclaimed winning lottery tickets. You know, like if you have a winner you haven’t cashed in yet, and it is just laying around. I will send a self addressed stamped envelope, so postage is on me, and I will provide my own pen to sign my name on the back. Offers like this don’t come around every day.