Not very fortunate flashlight brands topic

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I thought i've seen all...

http://www.tinydeal.com/ultra-bright-portable-led-flashlight-lamp-torch-with-3-modes-light-fld4772-p-4432.html

Please add the most bizarre names you can find.

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I still think Smiling Shark is pretty stupid. There's got to be something lost in translation there.

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This light came up on that link. http://www.tinydeal.com/portable-mini-light-led-flashlight-lamp-with-keychain-ring-black-strap-1-x-aaa-battery-powered-fld7186-p-6829.html?dp=U0102&zenid=o7qnf3ng58hb3g0arbd0gtu4t6
I have a light on order with that brand name but it has a Cree emitter. What would be in something like this and would it be good at all?

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finds "Farka" brand lights make me smirk.

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Sunwayman???? I'd love to have one, but what a stupid name.

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They were better off with Sunway LED, but I still think that their products speak for themselves.

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+1

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I have a different Lanshi AAA torch and while body of it is extremely nice quality, the emitter is just a 5mm LED on a plastic pill. My money says this one is the same.

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Don't be caught holding a "Fandyfire".

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I can hear the marketing slogan from the Fandy Corp now…

"When shopping for your next torch, a FandyFire makes a dandy fire!"

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YEZL has to be a bit of a worry.

I'm wondering (as it's always in caps) whether it's an acronym?