Party planning. Opinions,please.

Off-topic Chatter
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Hello, my fellow flashaholics:

My wife went to Disney this morning, for a family reunion. She will be back Sunday night.
I stayed behind because “I have to much work to do”. Truth be told, I hate her family.
Sooo, that leaves me with too much time in my hands. Specially in my brain.

The demons inside me are saying, party, PARTY!!!. POOL PARTY!!!
I know a few ladies of very dubious reputation that
will attend if things are slow at the cafes and clubs. And I’m generous.
Being Friday is working against me. I know. But Saturday won’t get any better.
I just got new plastic begging to lose its virginity. It’s burning my wallet!!!.

The last one I threw, my youngest son was here. (the excuse).
I ended up in lockup defending him from the pigs.
He has a very loud mouth and the pants to back it up.

I’m on my own this time. Unless I involve a neighbor. And blame him.
I’ve being thinking of a victim. Hard to find in this age group.
They are all dead only they don’t know it.

My next door neighbors are solid, the both of them. So are the front ones.
And they’re used to my loud music.
Only the shouting can kill me. Probably full of profanities, like the last time.

The backyard is no problem. A very wide canal separates us.
Even if the can hear very well, my wife doesn’t know any of them.

Decisions, decisions. What to do. HEEEEELP!!!.

What would you do???.

Thank you for your valued replies, Carlos.

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Carlos, I’m LOLing
You MUST invite other blfers, specially some who had arguments with you, and reinforce the friendship!
Have fun there! And if your wife “catches” you, you can blame me if you want

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I can catch a crop duster and be down there in a couple of hours.

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“I know a few ladies of very dubious reputation.” Wait, so are you asking for help cheating on your wife?

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I took it that way too! Or maybe not help cheating, just looking for a push. It was too funny… this guy is layin it all out on the table for BLF to see! I admire it.

Tell us how you really feel Carlos.

Get you some shine from Ole Smoky Mountain Moonshine (get apple pie, and some straight to add to it) and do the damn thing.

Also, if police come… well, given today’s current climate… good luck & video tape it for court later. (Maybe your family can prove you weren’t at fault and get a few million with the video.)

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Well, my fellow bikers finally waked up,
and gave me basically the same advise you guys did.
2 of ’em are coming and bringing some girls too. Great!!!.
I made a couple of calls and the word is spreading out!!!.
I’ve received 3 calls from girls that were here the last time.

Things will heat up after 11. Some girls work shifts, believe it or not.
I’m running to the liquor store now. And maybe will buy some food too.

Sorry, I’m out of ’shine. And the source is 400 miles away. THE best!!!

And no, I’m not cheating. I pinch a butt, kiss, push, spank, and that’s basically it.
That ain’t cheating. No sex allowed in my castle. Not even myself. Why spoil the fun.

Time to go now. It’s good to see some of you with blood pumping in your system!!!.

Thank you all, Carlos.

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have fun, and post some pictures! pinch some ass for me (or in my behalf, whatever is grammatically correct, if any of both is…)

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Carlos , get lost .

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Party well. guest sent now. Detail soon come

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I choose not to be an enabler

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Risky business, %$*tting in your own backyard.

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Being alive is a risk. If you’re really alive.

You know you have thrown a good party when someone
leaves behind 1/2 a roll-on bottle of something called Booty Bleach.

Hahahaha!!!. You never stop learning. Carlos.

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did you try it? did you notice a color change down there? let us know, we may apply it after dedoming to correct the tint

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You’re a pig

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This is what I imagine what a BLF party might look like.

Can anyone guess the movie this is from?

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did you try it? did you notice a color change down there? let us know, we may apply it after dedoming to correct the tint.

No I threw it away. (With gloves, mind you).
Next time, I’’ll analyse the color.
Now that I know you can correct it.
I may need it myself, hehe.

Thank for your offering your help.

Still in “intensive care”, we will chat later.

Carlos.

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Totilde, Southland and wdkinggery. All invited for the next party.
Lodging will be provided. YOU ARE MY KIND OF PEOPLE!!!

Jack: build a body to show. Shame on you.
Jared: Wrong. I take more than a shower a day, not counting the pool. You?.
Travis: No surprise here. Keep being a push-over.

Jubeldum, man, you almost made the guest list.
No illumination allowed after the lights are turned off.

BE HAPPY!!! Carlos.