Flashlight JOKES

49 posts / 0 new
Last post

Pages

ChibiM
ChibiM's picture
Offline
Last seen: 49 min 31 sec ago
Joined: 05/09/2011 - 10:25
Posts: 5798
Location: Holland/Japan
Flashlight JOKES

Let's come up with some flashlight (related) jokes.

Lexel
Lexel's picture
Online
Last seen: 14 sec ago
Joined: 11/01/2016 - 08:00
Posts: 4121
Location: Germany

How did he feel when he lost his flashlight?

Delighted.

.

A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.

ZozzV6
ZozzV6's picture
Offline
Last seen: 1 hour 11 min ago
Joined: 03/24/2016 - 12:19
Posts: 1701
Location: Near to my soldering iron.

I got this pic on the Hungarian flashlight forum for my birthday a few days ago:

dchomak
Offline
Last seen: 2 months 3 weeks ago
Joined: 03/17/2012 - 20:10
Posts: 4124
Location: Connecticut

Not a joke, but funny just the same.
This scene from the TV show “Elementary”
Sherlock and Watson

Lightbringer
Lightbringer's picture
Offline
Last seen: 10 hours 5 min ago
Joined: 08/30/2016 - 14:12
Posts: 5693
Location: nyc
dchomak wrote:
This scene from the TV show “Elementary”

And for <10bux he could’ve gotten a Boruit… Big Smile

09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0

DoubleA
DoubleA's picture
Offline
Last seen: 1 month 2 weeks ago
Joined: 07/04/2017 - 01:55
Posts: 401
Location: Dark side of the Sun

How did they even come up with the name Boruit? is it a Portmanteau, Borat + Beirut?
.

anyways this one below I made for another thread, I don’t know if anyone will find it funny.

and on the first day he said "Let there be light"...

Lightbringer
Lightbringer's picture
Offline
Last seen: 10 hours 5 min ago
Joined: 08/30/2016 - 14:12
Posts: 5693
Location: nyc
DoubleA wrote:
How did they even come up with the name Boruit? is it a Portmanteau, Borat + Beirut?

Not as suave as Angry Fox, Probe Shiny, Local Lion, or LemonBest, but it’ll do.

09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0

DoubleA
DoubleA's picture
Offline
Last seen: 1 month 2 weeks ago
Joined: 07/04/2017 - 01:55
Posts: 401
Location: Dark side of the Sun

True, but I mean how do these guys even come up with a brand name? does the company boss suggest some weird name and everyone else will be like “supreme chairman knows best”?
.
eBuyFire? wuz that supposed to be ebay + ultrafire?
.
Poppas? duz it really pop ***
.
Woxoyozo? say wut?
.
Shoulide? really?
.
MeeToo? nuff said!

.
.
And which one of these shiny probes were you talking about? They’ve also given measurements in inches, in case you were wondering. Davie




and on the first day he said "Let there be light"...

xCentrino
xCentrino's picture
Offline
Last seen: 1 month 3 weeks ago
Joined: 05/09/2017 - 11:13
Posts: 298
Location: California

Shadowhawk Big SmileSickWink

DoubleA
DoubleA's picture
Offline
Last seen: 1 month 2 weeks ago
Joined: 07/04/2017 - 01:55
Posts: 401
Location: Dark side of the Sun

Mother of God Steve
.
.
You know you can’t go wrong with this light, especially when even the Chinese agree that chillun are lovely.
.
.
.

and on the first day he said "Let there be light"...

keltex78
keltex78's picture
Offline
Last seen: 26 min 34 sec ago
Joined: 03/18/2011 - 10:15
Posts: 3592
Location: Texas


Keepin’ the “B” in BLF

Don wrote:
It sounds like the XM LEDs won’t really be suitable for flashlight use. Pity…

keltex78
keltex78's picture
Offline
Last seen: 26 min 34 sec ago
Joined: 03/18/2011 - 10:15
Posts: 3592
Location: Texas

… But on a more serious note:


Keepin’ the “B” in BLF

Don wrote:
It sounds like the XM LEDs won’t really be suitable for flashlight use. Pity…

Angler
Angler's picture
Offline
Last seen: 12 hours 38 min ago
Joined: 07/21/2014 - 21:30
Posts: 677
Location: South Carolina
DoubleA wrote:
How did they even come up with the name Boruit? is it a Portmanteau, Borat + Beirut?

Legend has it that when the first light was prototyped,
everyone was asking (in english) to borrow it.

Not understanding the language the creator thought
they were suggesting a name, and spelled it as best as he could.
Borrow it? Boru it? Boruit!!! Big SmileFacepalm

firedome
Offline
Last seen: 7 hours 56 min ago
Joined: 01/16/2016 - 05:45
Posts: 472
Location: Skagen - Denmark

See, there were these two guys in a lunatic asylum… and one night, one night they decide they don’t like living in an asylum any more. They decide they’re going to escape! So, like, they get up onto the roof, and there, just across this narrow gap, they see the rooftops of the town, stretching away in the moon light… stretching away to freedom. Now, the first guy, he jumps right across with no problem. But his friend, his friend didn’t dare make the leap. Y’see… Y’see, he’s afraid of falling. So then, the first guy has an idea… He says, “Hey! I have my flashlight with me! I’ll shine it across the gap between the buildings. You can walk along the beam and join me!” B-but the second guy just shakes his head. He suh-says… He says, “Wh-what do you think I am? Crazy? You’d turn it off when I was half way across!

“We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light.

-Plato

DoubleA
DoubleA's picture
Offline
Last seen: 1 month 2 weeks ago
Joined: 07/04/2017 - 01:55
Posts: 401
Location: Dark side of the Sun
firedome wrote:
See, there were these two guys in a lunatic asylum… and one night, one night they decide they don’t like living in an asylum any more. They decide they’re going to escape! So, like, they get up onto the roof, and there, just across this narrow gap, they see the rooftops of the town, stretching away in the moon light… stretching away to freedom. Now, the first guy, he jumps right across with no problem. But his friend, his friend didn’t dare make the leap. Y’see… Y’see, he’s afraid of falling. So then, the first guy has an idea… He says, “Hey! I have my flashlight with me! I’ll shine it across the gap between the buildings. You can walk along the beam and join me!” B-but the second guy just shakes his head. He suh-says… He says, “Wh-what do you think I am? Crazy? You’d turn it off when I was half way across!

isn’t that what joker told batman?

and on the first day he said "Let there be light"...

Litefighter
Litefighter's picture
Offline
Last seen: 2 months 2 weeks ago
Joined: 04/19/2017 - 20:39
Posts: 131
Location: California

GearBest’s customer service.

james y
Offline
Last seen: 3 days 8 hours ago
Joined: 06/15/2016 - 23:09
Posts: 121
Location: Malaysia

Litefighter wrote:
GearBest’s customer service.
Big SmileBig SmileBig Smile
ZozzV6
ZozzV6's picture
Offline
Last seen: 1 hour 11 min ago
Joined: 03/24/2016 - 12:19
Posts: 1701
Location: Near to my soldering iron.

That is a good one Big SmileFacepalm

DoubleA
DoubleA's picture
Offline
Last seen: 1 month 2 weeks ago
Joined: 07/04/2017 - 01:55
Posts: 401
Location: Dark side of the Sun

Behold.. Shenyu LED flashlight for post apocalypse emergency . Brick Smaher, Glass broker. Easily fits into women’s handbag. Perfect EDC weapon light.
.
.
.
.



and on the first day he said "Let there be light"...

keltex78
keltex78's picture
Offline
Last seen: 26 min 34 sec ago
Joined: 03/18/2011 - 10:15
Posts: 3592
Location: Texas


Keepin’ the “B” in BLF

Don wrote:
It sounds like the XM LEDs won’t really be suitable for flashlight use. Pity…

beornot
Offline
Last seen: 2 weeks 3 days ago
Joined: 12/08/2017 - 17:18
Posts: 8
Location: Zurich

Yes, these horrible lights are everywhere…

PH_Oton
PH_Oton's picture
Offline
Last seen: 3 weeks 6 days ago
Joined: 01/21/2014 - 08:15
Posts: 157
Location: Croatia

Always read between lines they say! GradFacepalm

DoubleA
DoubleA's picture
Offline
Last seen: 1 month 2 weeks ago
Joined: 07/04/2017 - 01:55
Posts: 401
Location: Dark side of the Sun

Shakespeare light??? Facepalm

and on the first day he said "Let there be light"...

Lightbringer
Lightbringer's picture
Offline
Last seen: 10 hours 5 min ago
Joined: 08/30/2016 - 14:12
Posts: 5693
Location: nyc

Throw the light through someone’s window…

“What light through yonder window breaks?”

Yeah, makes sense to me.

09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0

SIG
Offline
Last seen: 9 months 2 weeks ago
Joined: 12/07/2017 - 20:28
Posts: 22

Mine is bigger than yours…

SIG

“Expensive flashlight is a poor man’s attempt to appear brighter than he really is.”

vwpieces
vwpieces's picture
Offline
Last seen: 1 month 1 week ago
Joined: 07/17/2016 - 19:49
Posts: 1971
Location: PA, USA
vwpieces
vwpieces's picture
Offline
Last seen: 1 month 1 week ago
Joined: 07/17/2016 - 19:49
Posts: 1971
Location: PA, USA

@ SIG
I can hear AC/DC playing in the background.

DoubleA
DoubleA's picture
Offline
Last seen: 1 month 2 weeks ago
Joined: 07/04/2017 - 01:55
Posts: 401
Location: Dark side of the Sun
vwpieces wrote:
Featured Review Probe Shiny Handy Light Zoomie Super Bright LED”:http://budgetlightforum.com/node/51882

Ah Yes… The perfect gift for Mr.Sulu

and on the first day he said "Let there be light"...

kotobuki
Offline
Last seen: 2 days 23 hours ago
Joined: 10/17/2016 - 09:41
Posts: 194
Location: US

Selling in Walmart now:

Big Smile
mrheosuper
Offline
Last seen: 5 hours 59 min ago
Joined: 09/30/2016 - 12:44
Posts: 1191
Location: Ho Chi Minh City, Vietnam

CPF (i am maybe received rude button because this :P)

Forgot my pen

Lightbringer
Lightbringer's picture
Offline
Last seen: 10 hours 5 min ago
Joined: 08/30/2016 - 14:12
Posts: 5693
Location: nyc
kotobuki wrote:
Selling in Walmart now:

Good Lord…

Hope it’s at least a 10-pak.

09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0

Pages