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Lightbringer wrote:
kotobuki wrote:
Selling in Walmart now:

Good Lord…

Hope it’s at least a 10-pak.


Well, it’s “40x brighter” than a 2D Mag incan. Facepalm

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How those people can sleep at night, I have no idea…

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Lightbringer wrote:
How those people can sleep at night, I have no idea…

You’re assuming they even HAVE a conscience!

Reason is not automatic. Those who deny it cannot be conquered by it. Do not count on them. Leave them alone.
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Keepin’ the “B” in BLF

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It sounds like the XM LEDs won’t really be suitable for flashlight use. Pity…

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Keepin’ the “B” in BLF

Don wrote:
It sounds like the XM LEDs won’t really be suitable for flashlight use. Pity…

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It’s a scout for their invasion force…

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someones Cometa pissed them off.

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and on the first day he said "Let there be light"...

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LOLLOL LOL! The funny thing is I remember my grandpas flashlight that looked like small aluminum culvert piping and was powered with two Eveready D batteries. The tint was dull yellow from the screw in bulb and was good for maybe 50 feet, lol. It would be cool to retrofit or fabricate one of the old school flashlights with today’s tech. Smile

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DoubleA wrote:

You could build your own .44 Maglite…

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Majoroverkill wrote:
LOLLOL LOL! The funny thing is I remember my grandpas flashlight that looked like small aluminum culvert piping and was powered with two Eveready D batteries.

I remember my grandma using grandpas dead eveready flashlight host to steam cook bananas. LOL
The thing was solid steel and felt like you’re holding a lead pipe in your hands.

and on the first day he said "Let there be light"...

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and on the first day he said "Let there be light"...

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SIG wrote:
Mine is bigger than yours…

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Greener, better!

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Why funny?

Greener, better!

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PH_Oton wrote:
Always read between lines they say! GradFacepalm

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it’s this light really bad?
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Yes you do

and on the first day he said "Let there be light"...

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This bulb should be in twitter

and on the first day he said "Let there be light"...

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Lightbringer wrote:
kotobuki wrote:
Selling in Walmart now:

Good Lord...

Hope it's at least a 10-pak.

And pretty chance to get 'em in angry blue or even kermit the frog tints! Big Smile

 

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