300 Lumen Bluetooth Speaker.

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300 Lumen Bluetooth Speaker.

How about a 300 lumen flashlight with a bluetooth speaker that can make hands free phone calls? I would just have to have one of those. I searched and scoured the internet and finally, finally found one. It’s on sale too for $52. The normal price is $99. What a darn good deal. Rechargeable and damn fine looking if I don’t say so myself. I better hurry though, only 20 minutes left on this remarkable deal. Too bad it didn’t have that wind up feature and solar panels on it as well.

https://www.dvor.com/secur-tactical-waterproof-300-lumens-led-flashlight...

Hurry, this may be the hottest new light of 2018.

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I want one with a slot for a micro SD card and built in MP3 player. It could have a pulse oximeter where you hold it and GPS tracking. Most of all I want a toaster built in.

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 And a coffee maker with fresh roasted and ground beans.., just to match with your toaster, mmmm... <img src= " />

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A built-in Siemens airhook and a set of frequency bending shears would be nice, thanks.

And yes: no coffee maker, no deal.

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It’s gotta be cold-brew coffee, though. And a built-in filter, so I don’t have to carry filters separately.

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 Oh man .. it's sooooo  clear now that all of us are freaks...

So , :      Rechargeable

 Built-in:  Bluetooth speaker

              Toaster

              Coffee maker (hot one)

              Air hook and bending shears

              Cold brew coffee (built-in filter)

              Blender

 

 What next ? .., Fire starter , 22 caliber shot gun , warmed tent...?!  Any good ideas ? List is open , and then, a GB...

             

Adrian

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yeah but….is the flashlight even a zoomie?

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cera@1967 wrote:

 Oh man .. it’s sooooo  clear now that all of us are freaks…


So , :      Rechargeable


 Built-in:  Bluetooth speaker


              Toaster


              Coffee maker (hot one)


              Air hook and bending shears


              Cold brew coffee (built-in filter)


              Blender


 


 What next ? .., Fire starter , 22 caliber shot gun , warmed tent…?!  Any good ideas ? List is open , and then, a GB…


             

Now that you mention it, a Geiger-Müller counter would be nice.

If it’s no trouble…

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toddcshoe, if you're serious, this thread looks like spam.

EDIT:  Nevermind...

I didn't pick up on the sarcasm.  :-)

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If this thing doesn’t have parallel park assist I’m out.

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raccoon city wrote:
toddcshoe, if you’re serious, this thread looks like spam.

Ooh, that reminds me… a can-opener, too.

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What, no car starter? I’m out…

I’d rather use my flashlight around the house than turn on the lights.

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Raccoon City, not spam at all. My sarcasm just didn’t come out as well as I thought it would. I surely hope no one actually buys the thing. But if I did buy one it would have to have at least a multi-tool that comes out of the end on a retractable lanyard so I wouldn’t lose it.

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Oh, man, what a letdown…

I just see now that it’s not “tactical”, nor used by Special Forces.

That’s it, I’m out.

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Lightbringer wrote:
Oh, man, what a letdown…

I just see now that it’s not “tactical”, nor used by Special Forces.

That’s it, I’m out.

I wouldn’t worry too much about it. In a few weeks, they’ll add those specs when the light goes for sale on ebay. Of course, by then the emitter should also be able to put out a respectable 20k lumens. And if you’re lucky, you’ll even get a 6000mAh UltraFire battery thrown in for free.

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Sold!

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