Comparing flashlights and women.

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Though I would start a little thread on how flashlights compare to women.

Both can be very attractive or downright ugly. Just like women, they look better if the curves are in the right place or per-portion, they feel good in your hand, some turn on easier than others, they have different moods or I mean modes, some are high maintenance while others are not, some are brighter than others although you usually have to pay more for the brighter ones, the more expensive ones usually look better, some guys think it's a good idea to have a spare around (only on flashlights for me thought), they both work all the time but they really shine at night, sometimes the ugly ones feel and work the best, they all come with different UI, we love them even when they get a little older and rough around the edges, you can get them brand new or used and last but not least, us flashaholics just can't seem to live without them.

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You do come up with some interesting topics, Chidwack! Laughing

I'll add one:

They both are better with a little knurling.

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It's nice to have a place to post these type of posts. CPF wouldn't put up with my warped mind.

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hehehe, they are both happier with a fresh set of batteries...

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Now that is funny!!! That is a quick comeback for sure. They also prefer LSD batteries.

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Troop, I was going to say that but I thought people might thing I went a little too far. Way to go bud.

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That's some funny sh#*there!!!!

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Hard to find ready and waiting in bed at night .

If you spend a lot on them you rearely see the value for your money .

Budget lights/babes are best.

Dancing girls will make you want to buy lights

But

Sexy flashlights will never make you want to buy women

Both usually have at least 2 modes you don't want any part of .

A flashlight will never eventually look like her mother . :P

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Yep 3xD is about right...(not 2xAAA) :(

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If you want to really know how to turn them on, you need to know how to find and manipulate the button without looking and in the dark.

We all love a great set of headlights! (H51 and H600)

Flashlights are so much like women to us flashaholics. You get great enjoyment by just holding them and fondling them.

At least with women you don't have to worry about them accidentally getting turned on in your backpack although both can get turned on in your pocket.

Both can be enhanced by expensive headlight modification.

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Very good, Boaz. Cheers!