I had a dream that I won 21 million on lotto last night and then I woke up and its April fools day? 
I'm sorry to hear that, edc.
Here are some jokes that might cheer you up:
Just imagine the one on the right in 30 years.
Damn!!!! When I die I will come back as her baby.
Miss Left is 10 billion times better looking to me.
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#wifeswatchingovertheshoulderfoy
Lady right for me please... 
Can't! Far too busy thinking about her "right now" 
miss left as in the woman on the left or...
just to be clear
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i doubt the genetics thing, the one with the sausage magnets has to be augmented
also i had that dream once if i recall and woke up and had to go to school. disappointed the whole day lol
You keep Miss Left and I'll take Miss Right. 
How do we know that they are not both, potentially, Mrs. Right?
We don't but I will definitely take my time finding out which one. 
lol
Once I have dreamed the same thing as you
Damn..............I wouldn't kick either one out of bed but the one on the right I would buy her a Jeep and 4 years of college.
Why give her the means to escape?
Escape? The Jeep is so she can bring some of her cute friends home for some 3 way action DUH.
Ah, yes, I should have know. That's a good, albeit imperfect, plan, since she can still escape. Better put a GPS tracker on the Jeep.