LOL! I have a few lights like that! Ha ha ha.
The b**b pen is just hilarious. And the review JohhnyMac quoted must be someone either drunk at an office outlet's annual employee party or something is seriously funny about that customers mindset!
@LEDSmoke
Just noticed your sig...
"I sometimes feel an urge to go inside small rooms, close the door and switch off the lights. Just to play with what I have in my pocket! So I think I'm in the right forum now 
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This is a flashlight forum, buddy! You can take your perversions elsewhere!.
LOL, thats is really an funny mistake. I suggest you should tell your suggest to them.